How Can I Lose 50 Pounds in 30 Seconds?

Is this possible? If I snap my fingers and say "There's no place like home" 3 times will the weight magically disappear? What's your thoughts on genie's? WAKE UP! SOME OF YOU IDIOTS ARE ASKING RETARDED QUESTIONS! THERE IS NO SIMPLE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT QUICK! IF WE COULD EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A 6 PACK! DIET AND EXERCISE YOU FATTIES!